Just when you think society is broken beyond all repair, one video brings the whole world together to celebrate a rich c*nt’s life being ruined at a Coldplay concert.
I accidentally paid for my meal with my organ donor card. My dinner literally cost me an arm and a leg !
Mick and Paddy are in London to donate sperm to a sperm bank, but it all ended up going wrong . . . . Mick came on the bus, and Paddy missed the tube !
I went to doctors the other day I said “I keep having this dream beautiful women coming towards me snd I push them away , beautiful women coming towards me and I push them away “ The doc said “what do you want to do ? “ I said “ break me arms “
I've just found out that Steffi Graf, the former tennis star, has a sister called, Polly. Trust me . . . . l’m not lying.