I asked my wife what women really want, she said ”attentive lovers” Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......
My mate got on the bus the other day with his grandad but there was no seating they had to stand. The bus driver said move farther down the bus. My mate said "that's not my dad it's my grandad"
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"..
