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  1. HRH Custard VC

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    He went for 55 in the end. Late bid came in on the phone.
     
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    A mate came round and repaired my roof, I asked him how much it would cost and he said not to worry, it's on the house.
     
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    Walked into a new cafe near me and read the menu:

    Cheese Roll £2
    Ham Roll £2
    ****s £10

    I said to the beautiful large breasted lady behind the counter “Is it you giving the ****s?”
    She said “yes, it’s me”.

    So I said “Can you wash your hands then? I’d like 2 cheese rolls please”.
     
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    **** off, speccy twat.
     
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    <laugh> menshy <party>

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    Pedantic prick!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I don't get it?
     
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    I went to the Doctor and said that I was having trouble pronouncing my Fs and my Ts. He said you can't say fairer than that then.
     
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