My grandfather drowned in a vat of beer at the brewery he worked in. It took him 3 hours to die, it would have been quicker but he kept getting out to go to the toilet
My uncle worked at a rum distillery….. but died on the job……he was cremated ….. it took them 3 days to put him out!
Double demerit points to any poster who doesn’t make a coin contribution to the Reverend Retirement Fund.
I asked my wife what women really want, she said ”attentive lovers” Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......