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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Oct 8, 2020.

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    My grandfather drowned in a vat of beer at the brewery he worked in.

    It took him 3 hours to die, it would have been quicker but he kept getting out to go to the toilet
     
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    My uncle worked at a rum distillery….. but died on the job……he was cremated ….. it took them 3 days to put him out!
     
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    Double demerit points to any poster who doesn’t make a coin contribution to the Reverend Retirement Fund.
     
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    Hope he fires one right up his crack.
     
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    I asked my wife what women really want, she said ”attentive lovers”

    Or maybe she said.. “a tent of lovers!” I wasn’t really listening......
     
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