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  1. rovertiger

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    rovertiger, Jun 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of wives……

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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Jun 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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    dennisboothstash, Jun 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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    Did he drive his Chevy to the levee and then the levee was dry?
     
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    Cityzen, Jun 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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    Ooo matron
     
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    bradymk2, Jun 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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    Cityzen Well-Known Member

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    Do you even know what I was referring to?
     
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    Cityzen, Jun 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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    Ron Burguvdy, Jun 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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    rovertiger, Jun 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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    Seems he got put away for 20-life, been in 30 so far, due out next year!
     
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    Plum, Jun 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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    Cityzen, Jun 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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    TwoWrights, Jun 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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    Idi Amin, Jun 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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    Supposedly the only evidence against him was someone said he confessed while drunk. Rumour has it that insurance companies wouldn't pay out if the levee had failed of it's own accord...
     
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    Des Head, Jun 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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    Why the **** didn't I know about this when going through my two divorces? :emoticon-0145-shake

     
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    rovertiger, Jun 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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    Harsh, I could have done with one of those after my last house move. Years of junk kept for sentimental reasons got a ruthless approach, the staff at the local recycling centre almost knew my first name*. :emoticon-0138-think
    *That ****.

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    TwoWrights, Jun 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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    If you knew my exwives mate, you wouldn't think it harsh. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    rovertiger, Jun 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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    An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches.
    During her court appearance the judge asked the lady
    “So tell me why did you steal the peaches?” to which the old lady replied,
    “Your honor I was very hungry because my husband and I have no money to eat”.
    The judge then asked the old lady “How many peaches were in the tin?”
    “Six” she replied.
    “Ok, I’m going to give you one day in prison for each peach.”
    All of a sudden, the wife’s husband stood up and objected the judge’s ruling.
    “Your honor I have to admit, last week she stole a can of peas”.
     
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    Baldrick's Cunning Plan, Jun 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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    Met *** when you were there you dozy git, the old saying though is 'few know what goes on behind closed doors'. :emoticon-0138-think


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    TwoWrights, Jun 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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    Don't tell 'some', but that's a Chubby Brown one. :emoticon-0138-think


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    TwoWrights, Jun 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
  20. rovertiger

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    No mate, the one I was at City with home and away was my girlfriend, we lived together but never married.
     
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    rovertiger, Jun 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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