Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

My kind of dance . . . . perhaps a new advert for 'come dancing'

 

Where the hells his fourth finger
By the look on his face I’ve guessed where it is

 

I went to the doctors today and he advised me to lose a load of weight.
So I took the wife shopping and ran away when she wasn't looking.

 

The bloke who invented applause must have looked like a right muppet when he tried it out

 

It's a little known fact that Anne Boleyn actually had a brother called Tenpin.

 

After dinner my wife told me she was expecting a baby.
I said you better go and open the door cos it will never reach the bell.

 

If carlsberg did posts ……….

 

I was in Leeds and saw a sticker on a parked car which read "I miss Liverpool" . . . . so I smashed the window, stole the radio and the hubcaps, and left a note saying "I hope that this helps"

 

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