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Citizen Kane. said:
Greta Thunberg wearing a Kermit the frog bucket hat, holding a roll for the Palestinians she picked up at Folkestone service station on the way to Gaza.

Hang it in the Louvre.
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<laugh>

It's that moment you go sailing and realise you are out of your depth, but pleased to see people you didn't think you'd be pleased to see. Oh well, she's not a kid anymore, so has to learn. Think a trip on a boat like that would just drive me seriously stir crazy - the problem is photographs make it appear idyllic, but it will have been anything but, while thanking the lord for kind weather.
 
Citizen Kane. said:
09/06/25 Updated Standings

The Official Not 606 Free Free Palestine (FFP) League table:

1) Fosse
2) Piskie
3) Archers
4) Spurlock
*
5) Solid
6) Ern
7) Welshie
**
8) Bobby
9) Diego
10) Milk
11) Luv
12) Duggie
***
13) Libby
14) Roger
15) Sucky
16) Bod
17) CK
****
18) Brb
19) Bwood
20) Saf
*****

*
1-4: Automatic qualification for United Nations Greta Thunberg Just Stop Oil Non-binary Vegan Coalition NGO.

**
5-7: Automatic qualification for an all-expenses paid holiday from the Swiss bank account of Mahmoud Abbas

***
8-12: Automatic qualification for the Intertoto Fair Play fence sitting trophy

****
14-17
Deep tissue Swedish massage from Benjamin Netanyahu and Betzalel Smotrich

*****
18-20: Automatic qualification for the Eugene Terre'blance Apartheid Nazi Supremacist trophy.


It's all change at both ends of the table.

Brb's long game pays off, after months of stalking the league's Nazis, he has earned himself that coveted final place in the Apartheid Trophy race. Theodor Herzl thanks you.

Bod appearing out of absolutely nowhere with some juicy Betzalel Smotrich-approved comments about the Palestinians leaves me looking up instead of down as I plummet up the table.

Sucky's latest week-long ban sees him slip further towards becoming a transgender vegan. Careful now.

Plenty of movement in the middle of the table too, with Ern, Solid, Welshie, Diego and Bobby all swapping places.

Archers returns to the top 4 after a brief lull in performance. Israel had to bomb a hospital and aid distribution center to galvanise him back into action. Sometimes needs must.

Despite not drinking alcohol as it is haram, Spurlock has been nursing a hangover since Spurs won their first trophy since Israel was founded. He slips to 4th as a result.

But perhaps the biggest story of the week is that age-old saying: Form is temporary, class is permanent. Taking on all comers, arguing simultaneously with Saf, Bwood, Brb, Bod, me and often in more senile moments - himself - Fosse returns to the top of the FFP table in a blaze of Social Justice Warrior glory.

Viva la Greta. All to play for.
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I’d argue Saf has had to retire hurt and deserves a mention at the awards ceremony but has ruled himself out of the main prize.
 
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Citizen Kane. said:
09/06/25 Updated Standings

The Official Not 606 Free Free Palestine (FFP) League table:

1) Fosse
2) Piskie
3) Archers
4) Spurlock
*
5) Solid
6) Ern
7) Welshie
**
8) Bobby
9) Diego
10) Milk
11) Luv
12) Duggie
***
13) Libby
14) Roger
15) Sucky
16) Bod
17) CK
****
18) Brb
19) Bwood
20) Saf
*****

*
1-4: Automatic qualification for United Nations Greta Thunberg Just Stop Oil Non-binary Vegan Coalition NGO.

**
5-7: Automatic qualification for an all-expenses paid holiday from the Swiss bank account of Mahmoud Abbas

***
8-12: Automatic qualification for the Intertoto Fair Play fence sitting trophy

****
14-17
Deep tissue Swedish massage from Benjamin Netanyahu and Betzalel Smotrich

*****
18-20: Automatic qualification for the Eugene Terre'blance Apartheid Nazi Supremacist trophy.


It's all change at both ends of the table.

Brb's long game pays off, after months of stalking the league's Nazis, he has earned himself that coveted final place in the Apartheid Trophy race. Theodor Herzl thanks you.

Bod appearing out of absolutely nowhere with some juicy Betzalel Smotrich-approved comments about the Palestinians leaves me looking up instead of down as I plummet up the table.

Sucky's latest week-long ban sees him slip further towards becoming a transgender vegan. Careful now.

Plenty of movement in the middle of the table too, with Ern, Solid, Welshie, Diego and Bobby all swapping places.

Archers returns to the top 4 after a brief lull in performance. Israel had to bomb a hospital and aid distribution center to galvanise him back into action. Sometimes needs must.

Despite not drinking alcohol as it is haram, Spurlock has been nursing a hangover since Spurs won their first trophy since Israel was founded. He slips to 4th as a result.

But perhaps the biggest story of the week is that age-old saying: Form is temporary, class is permanent. Taking on all comers, arguing simultaneously with Saf, Bwood, Brb, Bod, me and often in more senile moments - himself - Fosse returns to the top of the FFP table in a blaze of Social Justice Warrior glory.

Viva la Greta. All to play for.
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You’re very right about me
 
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Greta Thunberg is insufferable tbh.

People view her as a kid, but that's cos her genetics are ****ed up. She's actually 22 and by ever single metric an adult, she was surrounded by other adults on that boat.

I agree with Israel, it's a selfie yacht. But first it's trying to illegally cross a blockade thats been in place for 20 years.

But it's also just completely devoid of common sense - they could have been mobbed, taken hostage or killed. It's an active warzone.

Her smiling gleefully at an IDF soldier eating food given to her sums her entire life up.

She's a complete wannabe.
 
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Welshie said:
Greta Thunberg is insufferable tbh.

People view her as a kid, but that's cos her genetics are ****ed up. She's actually 22 and by ever single metric an adult, she was surrounded by other adults on that boat.

I agree with Israel, it's a selfie yacht. But first it's trying to illegally cross a blockade thats been in place for 20 years.

But it's also just completely devoid of common sense - they could have been mobbed, taken hostage or killed. It's an active warzone.

Her smiling gleefully at an IDF soldier eating food given to her sums her entire life up.

She's a complete wannabe.
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Challah is an elite bread in fairness. Nobody can look unhappy getting a sandwich made with challah.
 
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Welshie said:
Greta Thunberg is insufferable tbh.

People view her as a kid, but that's cos her genetics are ****ed up. She's actually 22 and by ever single metric an adult, she was surrounded by other adults on that boat.

I agree with Israel, it's a selfie yacht. But first it's trying to illegally cross a blockade thats been in place for 20 years.

But it's also just completely devoid of common sense - they could have been mobbed, taken hostage or killed. It's an active warzone.

Her smiling gleefully at an IDF soldier eating food given to her sums her entire life up.

She's a complete wannabe.
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Citizen Kane. said:
09/06/25 Updated Standings

The Official Not 606 Free Free Palestine (FFP) League table:

1) Fosse
2) Piskie
3) Archers
4) Spurlock
*
5) Solid
6) Ern
7) Welshie
**
8) Bobby
9) Diego
10) Milk
11) Luv
12) Duggie
***
13) Libby
14) Roger
15) Sucky
16) Bod
17) CK
****
18) Brb
19) Bwood
20) Saf
*****

*
1-4: Automatic qualification for United Nations Greta Thunberg Just Stop Oil Non-binary Vegan Coalition NGO.

**
5-7: Automatic qualification for an all-expenses paid holiday from the Swiss bank account of Mahmoud Abbas

***
8-12: Automatic qualification for the Intertoto Fair Play fence sitting trophy

****
14-17
Deep tissue Swedish massage from Benjamin Netanyahu and Betzalel Smotrich

*****
18-20: Automatic qualification for the Eugene Terre'blance Apartheid Nazi Supremacist trophy.


It's all change at both ends of the table.

Brb's long game pays off, after months of stalking the league's Nazis, he has earned himself that coveted final place in the Apartheid Trophy race. Theodor Herzl thanks you.

Bod appearing out of absolutely nowhere with some juicy Betzalel Smotrich-approved comments about the Palestinians leaves me looking up instead of down as I plummet up the table.

Sucky's latest week-long ban sees him slip further towards becoming a transgender vegan. Careful now.

Plenty of movement in the middle of the table too, with Ern, Solid, Welshie, Diego and Bobby all swapping places.

Archers returns to the top 4 after a brief lull in performance. Israel had to bomb a hospital and aid distribution center to galvanise him back into action. Sometimes needs must.

Despite not drinking alcohol as it is haram, Spurlock has been nursing a hangover since Spurs won their first trophy since Israel was founded. He slips to 4th as a result.

But perhaps the biggest story of the week is that age-old saying: Form is temporary, class is permanent. Taking on all comers, arguing simultaneously with Saf, Bwood, Brb, Bod, me and often in more senile moments - himself - Fosse returns to the top of the FFP table in a blaze of Social Justice Warrior glory.

Viva la Greta. All to play for.
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Still third and I’ve barely touched the ball.
<diva>
 
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So Greta lands in Paris and is immediately swamped by the world media. I'm not going to repeat the stuff she said.

However, a statement I'd previously said on here, what did she hope to achieve with such a small boat was put to her, her response...

We had a much bigger boat but it was bombed! <laugh>

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Anyway off now to read another fairytale now, Goldilocks and the Three bears.
 
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