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Funniest moment of the season

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he was canny about that too. Don’t know if he was more hammered than me or other way around.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Who can forget chippy flying through the air after slipping on the pissed up floor
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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    Well, I had forgotten about that actually. Quite the tumble!
     
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    FadgewackeR, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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    Fixed for you. <cheers>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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    Magdad doing his lost voice guy impression and trying to give us a sign language explanation of what happened with him and Don

    I'm sure it was just a lack of beer to lubricate his throat
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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    Errrr..... What was he doing with Don?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    think Magdad was about to strangle him
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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    Strangle. Choke.
    All the same.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jun 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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    Think Kerb Stomp was what I'd settled on
     
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    Magdad, Jun 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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    had bruises for weeks. Hurt like hell. You bastards just laughed as I writhed in pain…
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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    That's what real friends do

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    My brother did the same thing while coming down those steep stairs <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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    I we swapped stories and compared wet piss stained arses <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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    In piss.
     
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    FadgewackeR, Jun 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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    Not part of "the gang" so no stories like above.

    However on the football field, the funniest moment of the season would have to be good old Alejandro Garnacho's smug celebration at SJP, just before we hammered in another 3 past them:

    Screenshot_20250613-102704.png
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jun 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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