Off Topic Away from football....

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Barry Tiger said:
I'm a bit worried. I'm on a train travelling from Bristol Temple Meads to Cardiff and on the train carriage electronic information board it says "We are now approaching Cosham!" Have I slipped into some sort of time warp?
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Strange that BT - your post reminded me of an old limerick

"There was a young man from Cosham........

First line - anyone want to quote the second?
 
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FrankfurterBlue said:
He said give me a pan
As large as you can
Coz I really don't want to squasham?!
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Very good and close there Furter. <ok>

Here's the rest of it (as I remember :emoticon-0138-think)...............

A well hung young man from Cosham
Pulled out his cobblers to wash 'em.
His wife shouted "Jack!
If you don't put 'em back,
I'll tread on the buggers and squash 'em"
 
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ccfcremotesupport said:
I sense some hypocrisy here sparkey.
After being admonished by your good self and having posts moved, here I find you, posting jokes on the 'away from football' thread. We have a perfectly good jokes thread as a sticky no less.

Double standards.:emoticon-0173-middl


<laugh><laugh><laugh>
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...........all I'll say is it is "away from football"...............just about as far away as City were from playing it last season.........<laugh>
 
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