He could be doing a 10 stretch in one of Starmers gulags with some of the stuff he puts on this site,
Teacher stands in front of a class of seven year olds: It is impossible for a whale to swallow a human, their throats just aren't big enough" Smart arsed child: "What about Jonah?" Teach: "No that just a story" Kid: "But I believe it." Teach: "Wel its just not true" Kid: "When I get to heaven I'm going to ask him." Teach: "What if he didn't go to heaven but went to hell" Kid: "OK, then, you ask him".