New Manager Essential Requirements

I was thinking that Mr Nourry needs to start planning for our next manager.

Clearly we will look abroad and I think it’s essential that we get good song in place before we make any appointments.

I welcome all your thoughts on the subject please

So far I have

Christophe … Pélissier
Christophe …. Pélissier
He eats moules
He plays boules
And he hates Chelsea.

Paolo … Zanetti
Paolo … Zanetti
He drinks prosecco.
He eats gelato
And he hates Chelsea

Timmmmm Sherwood
Timmmmm Sherwood
He eats chocolate
He talks bollox
And he hates Chelsea

 

Pierre ……Sage
Pierre…….Sage
He drinks Bordeaux
He eats escargots
And he hates ****ing Chelsea

 

Oh Tim Sherwood
He's from Borehamwood
He's an ex-Spurs ****
And we're having a punt
Cos he's probably not very good

 

Come on lads Wayne Rooney wants the job....what's his song

 

There's a fat boy in the ring, tra la la la
There's a fat boy in the ring, traaaa la la la
There's a fat ginger boy in the ring, tra la la la
And he looks like he's ****ing up again la la

 

wheres the kiwi steelsy uber wherever song

 

Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil....

 

kiwi steelsy uber wherever
kiwi steelsy uber wherever
They eat loads
And drink loads
Even ate Chelsea (buns)

 

Already got mine...

So's Wherever...

 

I’m often being mistaken for Shakira or is it Shaq O’Neill

 

You’re fat and your wife’s a slag


This is aimed at him, to be clear

 

Easy…. let’s go with big Ange.
Get in early, get in late.
Don’t forget to shut the gate.
( guitar solo )
If there ain’t no other reason,
He’s available at the end of the season.

 

What tune is that?

 

Ive just rewritten it.
A friggin masterpiece.
Great guitar solo halfway thru!

 

most likely shakin stevens

 

Your big hips don't lie

 

A clear winner