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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I stated the very same thing only yesterday.
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I am somewhat socialist hence wanting things like trains and water publicly owned. I’m also anti-fascist hence why I have a problem with the creeping islamification of Europe.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    When i lived in Maryland Newham my house had off street parking but at the time I didn’t drive .

    The Pakistani family that lived next to us decided to buy a second car , a ****ty old BMW of course .
    One day i got back & their second car was parked on my driveway.

    I knocked on the door to enquire as to what happened .

    Some flip flop wearing Bearded aggressive kid answered.

    I politely asked him to move his car as my friend was visiting & he didn't even ask if he could park there .

    The low IQ inbred just kept repeating " And what , and what , and what ".

    He then explained to me that it was permit only on the road & he didn't want to get a ticket .

    I assured him that I don't care about his parking arrangements & perhaps buying a car without a space was foolish.

    He then went on to tell me he was born here & I should **** off back to South Africa .

    Wide eyed & angry flailing his arms about speaking in a faux road man bro dialect with a Paki twang .

    Knowing that rational dialogue was pointless with this primitive sand monkey , I told him that if he parks there again I'm going to get it removed as he was on private property & he would need to pay to get it from the impound yard .

    That weekend i decided to get the BBQ out & invite a bunch of rowdy piss head workmates round with as much pork products they could carry .
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You'd smoke one of my menthols if there was nothing else going.
     
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  5. Easter Road 1980

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    I'd rather smoke my own faeces.
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Some guys I know had a neighbour (white British btw) that was being an arse, blocking other peoples drives with his second car, so they used a few trolley jacks to move his other car sideways tight up between his house and the wall et voila, he had room to park his second car on his own drive, although he'd have a **** of a job getting the other one out.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    They'd be High tar for sure.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    One of my mates had a car blocking the entrance to his works yard & no deliveries could get in or out .
    Eventually they got a fork truck & just scooped it out of the way on the pavement.

    Not sure that did the car any good .
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Yeah ... but you forgot the sheep...
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... probably better than carrying on eating them tbf ...
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Did the Pakistani invaders do it again?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^

    The voice of experience.

    When in Lester County...................
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nice attempt at turning it ... but the origin of the **** that comes out of your mouth is now fully explained <laugh>
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Your avatar is Thatcher you deluded mong.
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    No
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    My avatar does not define my every opinion. In fact, I disagree with a lot of things that happened under Maggie’s reign. But if she were in charge now, do you think we’d have swarms of third world savages coming here?
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Your avatar is a bunch of child's like stick men with the word crap .

    Does this accurately represent your political leanings or "personality " ?
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    Both one would suspect.
     
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    My avatar is a chunky man with a Paul weller haircut …
     
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    The combination from Hell <ok>

    Father Murphy?
     
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