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    I landed a job as the matchday mascot at Spurs, cockerel outfit looked great.

    When I was on holiday they brought someone in who they thought did a better job so I became the understudy. When I was ill they took someone on as cover but kept him on as first substitute ...

    ... I packed it in after that, I just thought I'd fallen too far down the pecking order <laugh>
     
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    The Fire Brigade asked me to go back to work after an accident ...

    ... I thought 'f*ck that, I've already had my fingers burned once'.
     
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    This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a bishop, and a rook.

    I must have a chess infection !

    <sorry>
     
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    "Go on," I said to the wife, "let me see your sex face."
    "No!" she snarled.
    "There, wasn't too difficult, was it?"
     
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    I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the WiFi password.
    "Have some respect for the dead!" He said.
    "Ok," I replied. "Is that all lowercase without spaces?"
     
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    My wife used her t*ts to get out of a speeding ticket today.
    The copper tripped over them giving her the chance to f*ck off.
     
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    My local cafè has started selling golf equipment . . . . so I bought 2 tees and a sandwedge !
     
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