Off Topic What is your claim to shame?

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Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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Delete the thread now or totally edit before too many see it <laugh>
I would prefer to depthroat a cactus than wear a shearer shirt.​
 
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I once read a thread on here about a bloke who claims to be a Sunderland fan who played in a Sunderland testimonial against the mags and scored for the scum whilst wearing a number 9 shirt and the game finished 1s each

Please forgive me...
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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I was gonna say Ive killed 3 dogs then sodomized them just before eating them. Been out fiddling with horses on a night time and secretly going out on my own to do some cow tipping. But you my friend are a fecking disgrace, you deserve everything that comes your way. :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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I’ve never put anyone on ignore before but this looks like a good place to start
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle, finishing this story off

But then had to show his arse in Joplings window for a month, Father went to sea to forget the shame, family had to move down south to escape the ridicule, and everyone one called him ****. And he is still banned from the stadium Jackie Whites and the town centre till after dark
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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Bravest post on here mate <laugh> I am afraid to tell you though some sins may never be absolved...
 
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TornMiniscus said:
Feel free to confess your sins and they will be absolved.

I played in a testimonial at Gateshead stadium Sunderland v Newcastle and scored the equaliser in the last minute playing for Newcastle wearing no 9 Shearer shirt resulting in a 1-1 draw.

Please forgive me...
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I played in a testimonial at Gateshead Stadium Sunderland v Newcastle playing centre back for Sunderland. Their no.9 was the most pathetic specimen of a footballer id ever seen. Didnt bother trying to mark him. Last minute i blasted the ball away, hit off this guys arse and it went in. He ran away celebrating with one arm in the air, just like Shearer. What a cock!
 
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