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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    As I lay there gazing at the heavens and contemplating the infinite mysteries of the cosmos, I couldn't help but wonder...

    Where the f*ck had my tent gone!
     
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    It's only my first week in this prison and I've already been bummed three times in the shower....

    I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a prison guard!
     
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    Grab a bargain while you can…..
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    Good, wholesome fun, from our good friends at Phillip Morris.

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    Just bought me a pallet load of this.
    Ideal for pesky neighbours, mother-in-law’s, even children wanting you to babysit.

    Just a quick burst and you & your wife will find instant, peace.
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    Stay calm, people!

    Phone 1800BEERONDEMAND

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    Dear Labour,

    It's a good job you found the money for the junior doctors because they are going to be busy treating pensioners with pneumonia and hypothermia this winter.

    Yours truly,

    Not a Millionaire pensioner.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 31, 2024
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    I can't believe someone broke into my house, and stole all of my fruit.

    I am peachless......
     
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    I trust his selection was low method, just wouldn’t be right to offer 16mg ciggies in hospitals.

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    I fell in love with a girl from the soft drinks factory.

    But, she only wants a cordial relationship........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 1, 2024
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