I wanted to become a stand up comedian and practised my act with my masochistic girlfriend. I thought the sex was great but we split up because she didn't like my gags
It is bemusing that we use the term baby when talking about someone giving birth. Has there even been a case of someone giving birth to an adult or a teenager?
Yesterday I found out that, in Amsterdam, it's illegal to f*ck a prostitute with a wooden leg. Apparently it's better to use your penis.
I got this cordless drill off Ebay, but I think that I've been ripped off 'cos I can't find the battery charging point ! please log in to view this image