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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pieguts

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    Gaz Chambers 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Norway culturally enriched

     
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    There's nothing jovial about me, you demented stoat.
     
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    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    So have a lot of other men.

    The difference is that most of the others were paid to shag her and got filmed doing it.

    Whereas Tango Man paid her to keep quiet about it after the shag. Was it that bad an experience?
     
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    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    If you are a Muslim man, then you have already posted your wife’s postal vote since she probably does not speak English anyway. So you can go out and drive your taxi while she stays at home with the five kids.

    Ed Davey’s attempts to top himself publically have failed so now he will have to wait until Friday morning to see how many seats he has inherited thanks to Tory voters switching to Reform or staying at home.

    Everyone else will wake up on Friday morning to the first day of Starmegeddon. So this man will still be running the country:
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    He should have stuck to coaching for the Red Sox – the money was better.​
     
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    What a few days we are having here, Marky C beats Eddy Merckx into 2nd plac3, for TDF wins. GE today, Tories finished forever tomoz.
     
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    Can’t see the appeal of watching some blokes in lycra plodding up a hill for hours but we’re all different. Some people wouldn’t see the appeal of travelling 200 miles for a 12:30 kick-off which is on television.
     
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    Old data but as of 2016 22% of Muslim women spoke little to no English. Nearly half were born here. I know you like data and don’t just rant hysterically about something you’ve been groomed into thinking by decades of ridiculous media. Realistically that percentage is lower now.
     
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    NewCo(nservatuves)

    LabCo
     
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    Remember, Diego reckoned that Boris, when he was Foreign Secretary, was acting as a double agent on behalf of Theresa May when he ditched his security detail to spend a private weekend at the Italian villa of a former KGB officer. A former KGB officer whose son was enabled as one of Boris' first acts as PM. Whose son was enabled against the EXPLICIT advice of MI5 and MI6.

    Yeah, but Boris Bond, On Her Majesty's Service and all that. <doh>
     
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    After a NATO meeting following the Salisbury poisonings, and he got ****faced.

    These coincidences just keep on stacking up.
     
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    Did he REALLY get ****faced though? Was devious Boris playing the Russians along all the time? Was he lulling them into a true sense of security? :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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    Having as yet never employed a spy I don’t think I’d rely on a well-known lazy alcoholic with a history of lying. Could be wrong though.
     
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    I know, i'm just being a dick. russia are the good guys and putin only wants the best for the Western world, especially the EU.
     
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    You mean one that cheats on his wife when she has cancer and makes up stuff on the spot when he's caught? Standout guy, he's also good at Excel stuff too after his extensive lessons.
     
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