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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    35.7%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    14.3%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    28.6%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    42.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    14.3%
  6. We want Farage...

    7.1%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    14.3%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    28.6%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    50.0%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    64.3%
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    The leader we need if not the leader we deserve. Must be near where Aber lives but I’m not saying that’s more than a coincidence.
     
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  2. Treble

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    I've got no idea mate. Just seems like a big number <laugh>
     
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    I wouldn't hesitate voting for Count Binface if he was standing here.

    He's standing against Rishi in Yorkshire. If it's your constituency do it for me bro.
     
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    Rumours that this one will be live on Sky ... so obviously Rishi won't get to see it ... <whistle>
     
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    Imagine the absolute scenes if Sunak loses though. Pints in the air and fans forcing their way through stewards to get at each other. I’d be tactically voting even if I didn’t like Labour.
     
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    Just watching a news piece now from Richmond and voters there are saying that they have been lifelong Tory voters but want Rishi out. They are going to vote against him.

    Would be seismic if he loses that seat.

    The ultimate scalp
     
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    I wouldn’t believe that voxpop stuff but it’s genuinely possible. Historic ****.
     
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    I think there's plenty feeling that way in Richmond. The only down side is he won't be standing on stage when it happens.
     
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    Irritating and out of touch as Rishi is, from amongst the carnival of ****s which is the current Tory party, he doesn’t stand out at all. Rees-Mogg and Liz Truss are top of the list I want to see scalped.
     
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    Neither of them will be standing on stage either. I reckon they'll be out the back door after ordering the recount quicker than a fart in a force ten gale.
     
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    Polling looking very healthy for the Greens in Bristol Central today.

    Thangam Debbonaire (yes, that's a real name) is running there against Carla Denyer (the Greens lady) Thangam is in position to be in Starmers cabinet so that would actually be quite a scalp for the Greens and a loss for Labour
     
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    I think Mogg is going to lose his seat tbh, every indicator points towards that.

    I think if Jeremy Hunt survives it will be a handful of votes that saves him.

    Truss is safe.
     
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    Denyer (I know it's pronounced differently) is not a great name for someone who talks so much about the reality of climate change.

    Debonnaire's a great name though. Have him up against Mogg.
     
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    If you google Denyer the top result is actually an Australian serial killer. ¨

    Greens need to invest in a bungie jump
     
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    She looks about 12. Not really a reason to not vote for her but I find the Greens irritating.
     
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    If we're looking left wing to right wing?

    Greens............LibDems.....Labour..........................Tory..Reform
     
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  18. Welshie

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    She's a pansexual

    which means she ****s anything that moves

    fun fact

    Quaker too apparently

    Barclays sell out I bet
     
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    Greens........................Lib Dems...Labour....................Tory.............Reform

    If I was to nitpick a bit
     
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    True, I was trying to get them all on one line on my mobile <laugh>

    I don't see much difference between Reform and this incarnation of the Tories tbh.
     
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