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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

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    The party that wants the army using migrants as target practice is actually the anti-racist vote because the bloke made one comment on social media when he was about 19.
     
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    Mmm. I’d be surprised if a high street bookie is taking a bet of that size on a market like that.
     
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    Party focuses resources on marginal seats shocker. Probably never happened apart from every election ever.

    Looking at the numbers from previous elections I don’t think it’s totally inconceivable he would get fairly close with a bit of tactical voting but we’re probably still talking Farage winning by a good 5% of the vote as a best case scenario. Corbyn losing would be a lol.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Imagine if a white guy moved to Nigeria & wanted to run for a political position & said he loves drinking black man's tears & revels in their misery <laugh>

    Probably wouldn't be very well received by the "local community " either.
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    Nah, come the glorious day comrade, Clacton will be retained as a US style Indian Reservation for Gammon.

    I'd move there today if I were you Duncs, the benefit office will stay open, and the Wetherspoons will be well stocked. Bernard Manning will headline the Pier every night, and you can hang as many flags as you like from your caravan windows.
     
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    I doubt black people in Nigeria cry half as much about being some sort of oppressed minority every political party is intent on wiping out for no obvious reason though.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Keith has upset the Bangladeshis

    He didn't mean it, hes part Bangladeshi himself you know...but apparently Ashworth said the same thing about them

    I'm so inspired to vote
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Spoken like a true Labour racist that hates his own race .

    A guy living in London where machete fights & ****ting in the streets has been normalised by the majority minority class .

    Most people don't even speak English as their first language & you think that's the model for the rest of the country.

    Amazing
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I live in the sticks surrounded by villages inhabited with English people .

    No litter or tags scrawled over everything, green spaces & high trust society where people put eggs outside their home from their own hens where you are expected to leave the correct change.

    No crime , no rape gangs no Road men, no stabbings or muggings , no Albanian run Turkish barber money laundering shops or illegal immigrant car washes.


    How ****ing gammony & embarrassing that all needs to go because there are People from **** hole countries that would like to come here & destroy it .

    I want more of that
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    To be fair, the Irish used to blow up London every fortnight and you never sent them back
     
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    Yeah, I suppose it's not inconceivable that Labour could win Clacton, with the right wing headbanger vote split, but I imagine someone* at Labour HQ has done their homework, and decided it's long odds against (*maybe the same bloke who punted himself to lose in Suffolk?)

    If I lived in Islington North instead of the newly created constituency of Hornsey and Friern Barnet, I'd be a bit conflicted about JC. Would still vote Labour, but I think Jezza should have been the Labour candidate. On the other hand, there's two reasons Labour got thumped at the last election, and he's one of them. The other one is Brexit, which goes to show that the electorate are mostly comprised of ****ing idiots, so what do you do?
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The Irish can all come & live here & vote if they want , I would sooner have Christian White people that share a common culture with us for hundreds of years than people that have no intention of integration.

    See Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester, Burnley, most of London etc etc
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The EUROPEAN UNION are accelerating forced migration on their colonies & really ramping up the numbers .

    If they don't take their "fair share " then they have to pay enormous fines to the German dictator Ursula-von-der-leyen.
    You clearly haven't seen what Ireland are going through.

    You seem surprised that most English people don't vote for even more 3rd World violent rapey Muslims to be dumped on their communities.
     
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  14. Toby

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    Warm beer on summer's evenings; the sound of leather on willow on the village green? Old maids cycling to holy communion through the mist?

    When did you become John Major? (he's from Brixton btw).
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Just keep calling the English racist gammons because they don't want Muslim rapists hanging about outside their kids schools hoping to get some action
     
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  18. Archers Road

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    You absolute ****ing melon. You voted to send Piotr and Bogdan home, and now you're complaining that they're being replaced with Abduls and Okeyos.
     
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    I voted to reduce Romanians & Albanians with Greek passports .

    The Tory scum let in tons of brown people but that would have been on top of the Eastern Europeans not instead .

    We would be at way over a million net migration a year if we didn't vote to leave .

    As a result of the Tory scum giving away visas like sweets they will get destroyed at the ballot box.

    Weird that people can change & vote differently based on the broken promises .

    Something Labour cultists don't understand they love the boot on their necks it makes them vote harder for more.

    The only people on earth with a self hatred out group preference.

    You hate unspoilt English communities the mere thought makes you sick in your mouth .
     
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    Toby & Archie are the most disgusting racists going, they detest the white English people.

    You hate their religion their gammony skin, their history their very existence repulses you .

    It resonates In almost every post on this Aids ridden thread .

    You hate yourselves so much that you don't want to exist anymore as a people .

    Which is a coincidence as the people you want to come & replace you want that too.
     
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