A policeman came up to me while I was walking through the park earlier "Excuse me, sir" he said, "I'm searching for a man; he's wearing a tracksuit, got a beard, about 5'10 - have you seen anyone matching that description?" "No I haven't" I replied, "I'll keep an eye out though, can't be many f*ckers around with a beard that f*cking long."
If I win the lottery ,, nobody around me will be poor and I mean that ,, I will move to a rich neighbourhood
A lad i know phoned a bog number in Durham he's been married to her for 32 years. strange life in,it.
I'm not saying that I'm getting old . . . . but my dinner time and my bed time are getting dangerously close to each other
