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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I had a farting ringtone on mine ,had to change it when it went off in the docs waitingroom
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 23, 2024
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    I expect he gave you a prescription for flatulence :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 23, 2024
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    couldn't understand him with his mask on

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    Makemstine Roger, May 23, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l call BS!
    You left your phone at home that day.
    You were just farting for the sake of it, weren’t you!

    Nothing worse when someone blames their phone for fartbagging a medical centre!

    Nurse!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 24, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, May 24, 2024
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    The wife's been posting my pics again, the bitch. Just wait till she's asleep, ill blast one on her leg
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 24, 2024
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Got me a new set of wheels l did.
    Got a full ensuite it has.
    Don’t need to make a bathroom stop on long trips!

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    Didley Squat, May 25, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Rev has hired a new marketing manager to boost church takings!

    The all NEW Action Rev will loved by all & sundry.

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    Didley Squat, May 25, 2024
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so it's not only talking sh1t , its gonna be methane powered
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 25, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, May 25, 2024
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Missed it again
     
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    kiwiqpr, May 27, 2024
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what the bath fart ?
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 28, 2024
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    Bath farts are highly dangerous, could cause a tsunami...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 28, 2024
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  14. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    if i farted every time i took a bath i could power the national grid
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 29, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, May 30, 2024
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    just awaiting the release of the Beelzebub fart so i can nod off again

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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 1, 2024
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    Dearly Beloved,
    He who fartuth the loudest, fartuth longest, fartuth regularly, fartuth no more.
    Let’s face it, l’m out of gas!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 2, 2024
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    regarding my Sunday fart, It was twinned with Pompey and expecting a gut-wrenching stink, however the smell wasn't double intensity, Im pleased mummy had plenty of glade Forrest flowers,

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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 3, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Pass the plate around……he who digs deepest gets cleansed the mostest!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 3, 2024
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