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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I took my dog to the vet this morning. There's obviously a problem as he's constantly licking his balls.
    Other than that, he's a very good vet.
     
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    Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport ?…Who the f*ck’s going on holiday with armfuls of clothes saying ‘F*ck it , we’ll pack when we get there !’
     
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    "Take Your Child To Work Day" must be awkward at a dildo factory?
     
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    Quite expensive at Cheltenham it would seem.....
     
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    That’s clever ! Well done her ( well done everyone who gets around accommodating greed led prices)
     
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    Just found out Almiron is having a sex change and leaving Newcastle ...

    ... he'll be a miss.
     
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    I remember going to Blackpool for my holidays and l went on a donkey
    Took me 26 days to get there
     
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    I asked a girl with no fingers to give me a w#nk.

    She just palmed me off
     
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    I'm glad I found the joke thread, because today I realised I only have two or three Motown jokes.

    Four tops.
     
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