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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Yeah, but Muslim grooming gangs though. And Diane Abacus. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I just text them every 6 months, they paid for my recent £6k China trip with luncheon vouchers .

    Thinking about Dubai for Easter next
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    You sponger. The socially acceptable thing to do is nonce off your birds dead ex. (or at least pretend that's what you do) and none of them would call you out.
     
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  4. Toby

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    ^^^^got noncing on his mind, as usual
     
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  5. DMD

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    FTFY

    You apologist for **** rapists. <ok>
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    The silly sods keep on proving the point, even when it's been pointed out. <laugh>
     
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  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    Can one nonce someone off? Doesn’t read right but we seem to have switched to American English.

    Having thought about it I suppose it’s fine to say “you nonce off stray dogs outside the Hull Conservative Club” so it’s fine. Carry on.
     
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  8. Uncle Colm

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  9. Toby

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    He even edited his post and failed to spot it. Noncetastic.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    Left an apostrophe out too. This will haunt him.
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    I think he meant 'poncing'. It's hard to tell though, with these illiterate deviants.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Farke was boasting about how he likes rough sex , rape role play & choking so perhaps that's why his girlfriend is drawing the pension now .
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What's this that Taxi drivers in London no longer be required to be able to speak English?

    What's Paki for the knowledge?
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They're not allowed to be called black cabs anymore either .
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    This won't go down well in some places.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    This fine because I always call them black bastards tbh.
     
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  17. YourIdiotSon

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    *nosh
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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  19. HRH Custard VC

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    So did the Frogs, still ended bad for the Argies
     
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