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    I hate people who take drugs, like customs officials and policemen.
     
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    I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the treetops glisten and children listen
    And Pakis freeze in the snow
     
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    Got my missus xmas present mixed up with her mothers
    Dinner was ****ing awkward :( 20231227_121555.jpg
     
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    OLOF, Dec 27, 2023
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    I remember when I was at school, the teacher asked the class to describe any 'Collective Nouns'.
    Mary raised her hand and said...
    "A herd of cows".
    The teacher said...
    "Very good Mary".
    James then raised his hand...
    "A flock of sheep miss".
    The teacher said...
    "Very good James".
    Susan then said...
    "A gaggle of geese miss".
    The teacher said...
    "Brilliant Susan".
    The teacher said...
    "What about you David, can you think of a collective noun that's better than the others?
    I said..."Yes miss, a dose of crabs".
     
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    I once saw a Caribbean man holding a tin of Stella between two slices of bread!

    He had asked for a beer can sandwich.
     
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    ellandback, Dec 29, 2023
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