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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Merino's Ballerina Feet, Apr 13, 2022.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What’s the difference between Pouchies lass and a crème egg? It could 50p to lick out a crème egg whereas Pouchies lass costs £1.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 16, 2022
  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    The club need to buy Bruno some seriously fit hookers in the summer. Likewise Joelinton should get his pick of the snatch.

    Ciaran Clark needs to be given a manky STI ridden skank.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Apr 21, 2022
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Can’t your mate sort Clark out for one?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 21, 2022
  4. Obi Wan

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    I think ACS fits the description quite well.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2022
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bit harsh on the skanky hooker being associated with a mustard chino wearing purple dildo waving mackem
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 21, 2022
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

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    Ah yes, the skank from Manc!

    My mates moved to another country and now has a wife and kids, but I'm sure he'll be compliant and helpful if I just drop him a message asking for the name and address of that rancid minging skank he stuck his dick in a decade ago. I'll just pretend I've fallen on hard times and it's for me, then I'll gatecrash the club season awards and give Clark his award.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Apr 21, 2022
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    We appreciate your effort and time on this pressing matter
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Apr 21, 2022
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Good point, I retract my earlier suggestion. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 21, 2022
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ethiopian hookers in Dubai are talented I've heard :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 21, 2022
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    as requested- BUMP
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 6, 2023

  11. G4rdToonArmy

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Dec 6, 2023
  12. Blyth_bucaneer

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    Did loads in Germany.
     
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    Blyth_bucaneer, Dec 6, 2023
  13. Charlie Dogscock

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    Went to Amsterdam in June, the red light district there is quite a thing, didn't sample any of it myself as was with my gf, but countless men were walking into those doors from a busy street with no shame at all.

    The sex museum in Amsterdam is all kinds of awesome too.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Dec 6, 2023
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