Summer window

And we're off

 

it bad news for us he all over as always

 

Don’t disagree totally bud, but let’s not over dramatise. We’ve agreed to sell a player who won’t be ready til October, and has only played 13 games at this level, for an eight figure sum, and we don’t know until 11pm tomorrow if we’ve spent any on a replacement. We’ve rejected a bid for another injured player, who I agree has shedloads of skill. He hasn’t gone yet and may not, but if he does we’ll obviously get a decent fee, and won’t know til 11pm tomorrow if we’ve got a replacement. We look like we’ve sold our utility man, gooch, for £1m a player who will only be on the bench this year. And we’ve bought a striker btw apparently.
So in short don’t panic until we see the whole picture and squad.

 

Looking unlikely but they’ve still got tomorrow. If the window closes and we’ve only managed Rusyn then I do think it’s the right time for criticism. Yes we’ve brought in money but not within a timely manner of being reinvested. We will see.

 

AKA the Wearside Miserable Sods.

Had to unfollow them a while back. Lifting patter.

 

Tony Mowbray's brother has got to be the worst brother ever, right?

Literally taking all of Tony's toys, the prick.

 

Mogga will knock him out at the family Xmas dinner

 

Firesale? Haway mate. Stewart is a hell of a deal for us. Gooch has been rumoured for a while and I never thought a fee would be involved. Roberts is a surprise, but we have turned it down. I reckon Pritch will leave as well but that is progress, we have to get Rigg playing somewhere. Looks to me like many of these things have been in the making for a while, lets see what we spend before worrying.

 

Hi mate

Would you be interested in purchasing some magic beans

 

Our owner isn’t short of a few quid, let’s hope all the monies received are reinvested and we come out a stronger team. The last lot would have trousered all the dosh.

 

They’ve got my backing. But if only Rusyn comes in tomorrow I’ll be livid. I’m sure that won’t be the case, though. Surely, right?

 

Has the Roberts bid been turned down?

 

You're right mate, I'm just being a fanny. Need a cheeky incoming transfer pick-me-up.

 

The white and black just below the knee is definitely some kind of brace/support. Could be totally none related to his injury like.

 

Full marks for optimism, mate. But you do know that sort of attitude is frowned upon on here?

 

Not for you gravy boy obviously

 

Another classic Kipper zinger

 

Would be horrendous. We’d be way short.

 

They have my backing also mate but I’m just talking hypotheticals tbh. If it was only Rusyn I’d have a hard time trying to justify it.

 

Then it should have been!