My budgie escaped from his cage this morning and shagged the dog. If anyone's interested i have some puppies going cheep.
My daughter came running in and said, "Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden." Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?" She said, "Sucking each other's cocks."
What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? Ones a kangaroo The other is a geordie stuck in a lift!