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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought so.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Just put me on ignore <laugh>

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    I should cocoa. I love meat. Lamb and Rosemary.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I adore the smell of fresh rosemary with a Sunday roast
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I'm going to be completely and utterly honest here and admit that I never knew Jacob Rees-Mogg only has one leg.
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    ... and one ball, the other is in the Albert hall
     
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    Did you nae? That well known Horsetralian Rolf Harris wrote a song about him. Three in fact.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I walked into an ASDA on route to an Xmas do in Edinburgh and in the produce area I said to a staff member "I'm looking for rosemary".

    The staff member proceeded to lead me out of the produce area which I found odd but followed thinking she was taking me to where the dried herbs are.

    Oh, the hilarity when she introduced me to her co-worker Rosemary.

    #truestory (genuinely)

    All ended well, I got the rosemary so the roast tatties for Xmas dinner were saved!

    Lesson learned: try not to pronounce capital letters when speaking to stupid people <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Can't argue with that. <applause>
     
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  20. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    It's a living response to the question "what's the difference between a duck?"

    One of his legs are both the same.
     
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