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Hilarious Jokes

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I swim in a pool of excrement.

    Environmentally friendly as lefty loonies like it <ok>
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 15, 2023
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Where is this funny joke thread?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It was here until you arrived.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Now that is funny <laugh> <grr>
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    My budgie escaped from his cage this morning and shagged the dog.

    If anyone's interested i have some puppies going cheep.
     
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    DMD, Jul 15, 2023
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    My daughter came running in and said, "Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden."

    Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?"

    She said, "Sucking each other's cocks."
     
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    What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

    Ones a kangaroo

    The other is a geordie stuck in a lift! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Jul 18, 2023
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    This government is doing a fantastic job
     
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    ^^^^
    Birds don't understand jokes.
     
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    upload_2023-7-20_6-32-38.jpeg
     
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    Putin on the Ritz
     
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    Been a while since I've seen that one <laugh>

    That and Lionel Richtea <ok>
     
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    Like fine wine, never age <laugh>
     
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    Yup <ok>
     
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    Easter Road 1980, Jul 22, 2023
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    What do you call a factory that makes ‘okay’ products?


    A satisfactory <laugh>
     
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    Why the long face?
     
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