Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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Love the first and last ones. <laugh>

"It's a long run, through the long room and probably down the stairs to the right to the gents there – past a few members"
NASSER HUSSAIN, Sky Sports Cricket

"The UK has a staggering problem with alcohol"
BEN KENTISH, LBC

"It was half of one and six a dozen of the other"
SAM MATTERFACE, ITV

"Birmingham are top. Worcester and Lancashire are above them"
MARK BUTCHER, Sky Sports Cricket

"PSG goalkeeper Sergio Rico remains in intensive care after a horse-riding accident. The club say he is in a stable condition"
BELA SHAH, Sky Sports