At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 miles a day She’s 92 now And we have no idea where she is
I was feeling down And my friend came around He said look it could be a lot worse You could be stuck underground covered in water I knew he meant well
As the patient recovers from laser eye surgery, the surgeon comes in and asks if he wants the good news or the bad news first. The patient excitedly asks for the good news. The surgeon says "Well . . . . you are about to get a new dog."