I'm hoping that 'their last trophy' was exactly that . . . . the shameful, embarrassing and immoral club that they have become
Only a matter of time until they win a trophy, unless the "assurnaces" they received are looked at and some action taken by the Premier league. However, when you have Borris pushing for the deal to keep Saudi relations on good terms can't see much happening now it's gone through and largely been forgetting about by the media as they pull themselves silly over them!
Their last trophy was Newcastle Uniteds last trophy. Next one is a first one for the thing it’s become.
My wife came home to find me in a bad mood and our baby son screaming. "What's going on?", she asked. "I was playing with him on my lap and he kicked me in the balls", I said. "It was an accident", she said, "he doesn't understand that it hurts." "He f*cking does now", I replied.
Our eldest son has left home to start an apprenticeship with Newcastle football club.. We've told our family and friends he's in prison for shagging a dog!