I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played!
Man lost in a hot air balloon over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer and shouts to him "Where am i?" The Irish farmer looks up and shouts back "You can't fool me, I know you're in that feckin basket!"
I was in an Inuit restaurant last night and I asked the waiter what was on the menu… He said I could have whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or the Vera Lynn. I said, “what’s the Vera Lynn?” He said, “Whale meat again”
A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, 'Where is your Wife?' 'Why?' the neighbour replies ,'What did Anna do?' She tricked my Wife into investing in a fake farm for snakes!' he yelled. 'Anna conned her?' 'No, Burmese pythons...'
