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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Bozz, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Tiresias

    Tiresias Well-Known Member

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    I'd pedal Keita to the airport on my handlebars if it speeds up his departure,bloody sicknote!
     
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  2. Milk..

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    Your choice. Personally, I'd just call a taxi, they move quicker.
     
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  3. Germlands Nozzer

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    You don't know how quick @Zorba can cycle.

    Eats Warrington snails that man does.
     
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  4. Tiresias

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    Plus he doesn't realise road rules don't apply to cyclsts,apparently you can jump red lights and go up one way streets the wrong way plus pavement riding easily beat a Joe.<laugh>
     
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  5. Milk..

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    And you can do this without injuring him? He's a bit fragile remember. There again, if the Taxi hits a pothole he would be injured and fail a medical.
     
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  6. jaffaSlot

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    Konrad Laimer
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Another from the RB production line. Hopefully be more useful than keita
     
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    I have had it with the Nabster, the sooner he goes the better
     
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  9. Milk..

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    Yes, but dozens of medical professionals will be without a job if he leaves, so you have to consider their feelings too.
     
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  10. Germlands Nozzer

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    Bayern wanted him but didn't want to pay €30 million given he's out of contract next summer.

    More of a defensive-minded midfielder.
     
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  11. Milk..

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    I'd say that's what we need. Give us a modern day Mascherano and everyone would cower in fear at the thought of playing us.

    (Not implying Latimer is right man, I don't know him... Just saying we need a DM who can break up any attack)
     
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  12. Germlands Nozzer

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    He died back in 1994 so probably not really the way forward.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Latchford. Snails in other suburbs of Warrington are more sluggish
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Hadnt heard of him but doing quick read, sounds like Kante type in terms of being able to get round the pitch and win the ball. But also good with the ball under pressure in thiago type mould.
     
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  15. Milk..

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    I don't know. Can't be worse than Keita.


    I can't believe that as many times as I've written Keita, autocorrect changes it to Keira every time.
     
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  16. Tiresias

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    Nah I prefer the Sankey ones :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  17. Germlands Nozzer

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    Presumably you've been searching for Keira Knightley even more then.

    She's probably a bit lightweight for the Premier League though.
     
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  18. Milk..

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    It's all the meth in Latchford, the plants absorb it and then when the snails eat the meth-laced plants they become meth-enhanced.

    It's why you never see teeth or hair on a Latchford snail too.
     
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    I mean, I obviously know who she is, but with my partial face blindness, and the fact actresses are always coated in makeup, most of them look the same to me. I probably couldn't pick her out of a lineup with a dozen other pretty Hollywood actresses.
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Barkley has contract terminated.

    We need midfielders…. <whistle>
     
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