Teacher: Today is Father’s Day.Mary what does your father do. Mary: My dad is a lawyer, he puts bad people in jail. Teacher: David what does your father do? David: My dad is a doctor,he helps sick people get better. Teacher:Johnny what does your father do? Johnny: My dad is dead miss. Teacher: Oh I’m sorry Johnny,what did he do before he died. Johnny:He turned blue and shat on the carpet miss.
Boating lake manager: “come in number 9 . . . . your time is up.” Manager’s assistant: “we only have 8 boats” Boating lake manager: “is everything all right, boat number 6 ?”