The last couple of results have been tough to take, and there is an inevitable despondency in the Tottenham air. But such things have happened before, and all we can do is shrug our shoulders and look forward to the breaking of this bad patch. Don’t honestly see that happening this weekend. But it will just take one good win (v Burnley? Leeds? Middlesboro? Everton?) to get us up and running again. I mean, apart from the top 3, the other teams in the top half are hardly invincible. So why worry? And here are Mark and Emmylou to ask the same question (in one of my very favourite songs, by the way!). Spurf, I guess those Wolves have made you sad - That scoreline really was so bad! - Now You-Know-Who - next game away! But Spurf, please wipe away those bitter tears! Just think about those glory years! They’ll give you blue skies for today! Why worry? There will be laughter after pain! There will be sunshine after rain! The Spurs have always been the same! So why worry now? Why worry now?! Spurf, when you're cast down and feeling blue, And can’t make sense of what Spurs do - Remember it’s not just today! And Spurf, I know our team make us feel old! It seems they’re scared of black and gold! We’ll soon get back our winning way! Why worry? What if Man City win again? What if they cause us grief and pain? Well - we have still got Harry Kane! So why worry now? Why worry now? Prediction: Man City 4 Spurs 1 Scorer: Kane Cheers, Spurf!
Here comes our Son He is the one He'll make it alright Audrey Audrey it's been a long hard difficult season Audrey Audrey it seems like years since we have won Here come our Son He is the one He'll make it alright Audrey Audrey we need to win to gains some places Audrey Audrey it seems like years since we were 4th Son Son Son here he comes. Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes Here comes our Son He is the one He'll make it alright Audrey Audrey I can feel a win is soon coming Audrey Audrey this will bring a smile to all our faces Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes Son Son Son here he comes
I trust this inspired response does not comprise a crafty takeover bid? Or leadership challenge? Maybe when I retire you will be first in line for my throne? Great stuff, anyway!
Not looking for a new career anyway no way could I produce a song a week as you do. You are safe in your role Audrey and you are not allowed to retire.
ps Great minds think alike! I used this song in September 2015 (vs Palace). As it happens, a very similar adaptation. Don't worry - I shan't take you to court ........ or even complain!!!!!
