Off Topic Heres a joke for you all
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"Can you get some bleach, washing powder and some shake and vac while you're out?" My wife asked.
"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied.
"Can you not wait until you’ve opened your presents tomorrow?" I replied.
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A bloke from Yorkshire goes to a jewellers. He says..... "can tha mek a gold statue o mi dog" ?
Jeweller replies......"Aye cocka I reckon I can, dus tha wannit eighteen carat?"
Bloke replies " na ya datf get, I wannit chowing a bone !!!"
Jeweller replies......"Aye cocka I reckon I can, dus tha wannit eighteen carat?"
Bloke replies " na ya datf get, I wannit chowing a bone !!!"
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That would be a street cheese factory
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I was wondering if someone could help me?
My wife has sent me out to M&S for canapés..
Is this what she means?
My wife has sent me out to M&S for canapés..
Is this what she means?
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I've just come back from the national housebuilding championships.
I made it through to the semis
I made it through to the semis
A Scouser guy goes on the antiques roadshow with a very rare vase.
Hugh Scully asks, "How did you acquire the vase?"
The Scouser says, "It was handed down to me."
Hugh Scully, "Where from?"
The Scouser replies, "An upstairs window
Hugh Scully asks, "How did you acquire the vase?"
The Scouser says, "It was handed down to me."
Hugh Scully, "Where from?"
The Scouser replies, "An upstairs window
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I know things are tough but we’re really scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this attempt of joke.
Is this Aldi you have?
Leave woopsy alone squat
He tries his best Aldi time
