Last night I turned down a private booking from a woman who was clearly drunk She wanted me to take her and her friends home and offered payment in kind I explained I couldn't / wouldn't accept the booking or the terms for payment and advised her to get a bus home or to make a legitimate booking Has anyone else ever refused to pick their missus up from a night out and how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for Any advice appreciated thank you!.
Our lass sent me a text last week, "when you get home from work I'm going to strip naked and do a sexy dance for you"... So far I've built up 96 hours overtime.
Is it true that some German, mag supporter ,has been sent home from the Tokyo Olympics, for punching a horse?
BREAKING: Lionel Messi and Arsenal have reached an agreement. Both parties have agreed it's never happening.
My wife looked through my internet history and saw that I booked a holiday to Majorca. Now I'll have to invite her.
I was having a cuppa with the wife this morning and she saved me from choking to death on a custard cream. She'd f*cking eaten them all.
