princess Jimsey of the stained top,having white sauce at the front, and brown at the back,and willing to suck chucky for a greggs.
I had to look twice to see who you were replying to mate. Unlucky Alf claimed the award for the biggest Todger, then you put "Personally I find that hard to swallow". I'm pleased you were talking about the Steak and Methven pie
If I was a Sunderland supporter Rog I'd probably have enough to fit all the way round ( both hands of course ).
bet your mum had a great time when you were young, having field trials of how many fingers fit around your neck when you were being a wrong un
Evening fart sniffer. Yer mates gone to bed now the meds kicked in ? Did you hide yours behind your tounges ?
He's not leaving the frogs until next week . . . . as 'spirit' said above, it's all in the hands of the Allo Allo team
Smugs house is getting used for the new all male Love island series, so he's busy helping all the lads feel at home.
I heard he was digging his own tunnel under the channel to get back in blighty, pausing in Jersey to help the Fishermen there.