A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit andcoffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.' At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?' He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.' Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?' He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra....I'm still not hungry.' 'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up, 'cos I'm starving !'
I'm nodding at that post. It was needling me noticing it. Inbeteen napping. I was nursing some ideas but didn't want to be nitpicking. I'm nestling down now and didn't find it nauseating. I don't want to come across needing or that it was niggling me.
Night shifts since this Corona and poor sleeping habits whilst fook all to do than get pìssed of a weekend. It's not good for ones mental health lol
I said to the missus, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the bus feeding her son." She said, "It's natural." "Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps."