JACK-ANORY FOR A FUNNY STORY - Joke Thread & Comedy Club
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Snap !I can relate to that one!!
He’s only two and wreaks the place. Plus we have another one on the way.
Ours is 4 and a half. Because of Covid our second - born the day before the first lockdown in London - hasn’t been here yet.
We have another one on the way
Prince Charles has just arrived in Iran. ...."Where's the Shah?", he asked.
"Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.
"Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth.."
"Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.
"Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth.."
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Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles.
Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
I’ve just joined a book club for drinkers.
First up is Tequila Mockingbird.
First up is Tequila Mockingbird.
TRAIN TICKET
Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football game..
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watchas the three women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?' asks one of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men taketheir
respective seats
but all three women cram into a toilet
together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea so after the game, they decide to do the same
thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one
perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men
cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into
a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one
of the womenleaves her toilet and walks over to the
toilet in whichthe men are hiding. She knocks on their door
and says,'Ticket please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
Three women and three men are travelling by train to the football game..
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watchas the three women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one
ticket?' asks one of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men taketheir
respective seats
but all three women cram into a toilet
together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with
a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever
idea so after the game, they decide to do the same
thing on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for
the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the
three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one
perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men
cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into
a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one
of the womenleaves her toilet and walks over to the
toilet in whichthe men are hiding. She knocks on their door
and says,'Ticket please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.
Bet the battery lasts longer than the current iPhones.
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