Off Topic Heres a joke for you all
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Teacher: "What does your dad do for a living?"
Student: "He is a magician."
Teacher: "What is his favourite trick?"
Student: "He cuts people in two."
Teacher: "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
Student: "One half brother and one half sister."
Student: "He is a magician."
Teacher: "What is his favourite trick?"
Student: "He cuts people in two."
Teacher: "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
Student: "One half brother and one half sister."
Paddy goes in to a pub and asks for a pint.
The barman says Whitbread.
He says yes please 2 slices
The barman says Whitbread.
He says yes please 2 slices
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A woman is in court for stealing a tin of peaches.
The judge asked her "how many peaches were there in the tin that you stole"?
She replied "four, your honour".
The judge said I am going to send you to prison for four month's for every peach, take her down.
Then her husband in the public gallery shouted "Your honour, I'd also like to add, she stole a tin of peas too!!"
The judge asked her "how many peaches were there in the tin that you stole"?
She replied "four, your honour".
The judge said I am going to send you to prison for four month's for every peach, take her down.
Then her husband in the public gallery shouted "Your honour, I'd also like to add, she stole a tin of peas too!!"