Off Topic The Punters Pal is medically qualified

From an earlier post today it must be a relief for fellow members on here to find that we can get immediate advise from our multi talented darts player.
With the NHS being under extreme pressure in these very difficult times we now have an outlet here.

 

I'm no doctor, but perhaps try an apple a day Elfs
Even if the old rhyme isn't true, apples are still good for you.

Failing that, your smart phone should have a 'spam number blocking' facility...

 

That was used recently

 

@lardiman, aside from multiple other fruits, I am eating so many grapes it may lead onto me becoming a fruit picker in my retirement.

 

I prefer grapes to be in the form of wine before consuming them

 

You also like whining.
If your ValleyPass membershp has expired you are welcome to see today's gate round mine. I'll nestle the box on the balcony.

 

The only grapes that @The mighty Elfsborg knows about are sour ones.

 

Drinking 25 pints every weekend probably doesn’t help.

 

Hark at you who’s only just lost your valley pass virginity!

 

@The mighty Elfsborg here seen asking if he is allowed £10 to watch the Hull stream later..