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Off Topic Xmas Dinner Winner

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Dec 29, 2020.

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Best Xmas Dinner 2020??

Poll closed Dec 31, 2020.
  1. Luv

    43.8%
  2. Windy

    6.3%
  3. Fosse

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Chief

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Quasi

    6.3%
  6. Spurlock

    12.5%
  7. Archie

    6.3%
  8. Pieguts

    6.3%
  9. Saintmagic

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Sucky

    18.8%
  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Easy guise, so....10 posters managed to put up something resembling a Xmas meal.

    If pics are required for reminder then refer to thread

    https://www.not606.com/threads/the-official-xmas-dinner-fred-2020.389156/

    this year’s ‘no pic just words’ entries were:

    just pick one and give it a menshie I’ll make up some award for it

    good luck
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Can’t believe I’m saying this, but @Suckmyklopp gets my vote

    notable mention to @pieguts , that starter looked fantastic but without the main I couldn’t chose you.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    are you falling for the old...’lots of prep pics’ trick with Sucky?

    Yeh Gutsy defo bags Xmas Starter Winna award...them scallops looked yum
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Yes, and I like meatloaf, and I don’t want to vote for @luvgonzo
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Any chance of getting pics copied over?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I understand, I was just too good this year.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You forgot Schlem

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    Winner for me.
     
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  9. brb

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    I've given my vote to @Archers Road because I'm a sucker for a sob story.

    Sucky let himself down with the meatloaf. All the prepping was great, but he couldn't be bothered with the finished article, more interested in his weed. Plus he was all over the shop. Oh and I don't fancy lambs head for my xmas dinner either.

    Schelm cheated

    All I remember about Fosse's dinner, was white plastic chairs, all he needed to do was ring the bell and shout school dinners.

    Sorry @Chief but you left the inlaws to do the bubble & squeak, you lost points for that, despite the main meal looking good as always.

    Windy would have won if it was a dead cat contest.

    Pieguts, best starter.

    Luv, lovely dinner, but fella, so OCD, sort it out bruv.

    Spurly's hmmm.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    It’s be ironic if a Googled pic won it like.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Anyway, Luv’s was a sterling effort imo. So he gets my vote.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

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    Ok so Here’s mine..... for your consideration.

    Consists of:
    Turkey
    Ham
    2 x Yorkies
    Mash
    Carrots (hiding)
    The crispy cheese top from the cauli cheese
    Pigs in blankets
    Sausage meat stuffing
    Gravy
    Mint sauce

    All consumed while a 3 year old bandaged my leg up with help from her new barbie ambulance.

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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I won't go through what's on the plate, speaks for itself. :biggrin:
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I think @pieguts has won the starter prize mate.

    How about posting your main?
     
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    Not sure about Yorkshire pud with Chrimbo dinner mate. I mean, it’s your call obviously, but some things just aren’t right.

    On the other hand, I do like the way it’s all been slung on the plate, like it was served up by trustees in some sort of institution.

    Anyway, on balance, my vote goes to @Spurlock ’s meagre Muslim effort; we’re eating a whole flock of turkeys, chickens, guinea fowl and assorted winged beasties, and he’s curried the egg. The crafty bugger is onto something imo.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I feel like my portion size has worked against me.
    That’s not right.
    Ffs I’ll do egg n chips next year.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not wasting valuable plate space on anything colourful. I like it. Hope your leg recovers fam.
     
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  19. gooner4ever

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    Clear winner was @luvgonzo

    his looked great and would have liked the starter from @pieguts

    I will try to post a picture of my Xmas dinner later which I think is a winner.

    I only cook the Turkey and Mrs G4E cooks the Gammon and the rest of the meal so is that within the rules or do I have to cook all the meal.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    There was no final plate init

    lotsa prep pics
     
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