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    I can relate to that one, our warehouse dispatch team managed to send 10 pallets of gear to Ireland yesterday that was supposed to be on a lorry this morning going to London and a crane was all booked to off load and lift onto the top of the building. That’s going to cost us thousands!!
     
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    The irate wife asked her husband, "Did you sleep with that woman next door?"

    He calmly replied,"No Darling, not a wink!"
     
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    A Woman went Christmas shopping with her husband after a while he wandered off when she couldn't find him she rang him and said "where are you?" In a quiet voice he said "do you remember that jewellers where about 5yrs ago you fell in love with that diamond necklace, at the time we couldn't afford it but I promised you one day I'd go back and get it for you?"
    Her eyes filled with tears and she croaked "yes" he said
    "well I'm in the pub next door"
     
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