Please post all lost & found notices here. Lost - oneKiwi missing from the Caption Thread. Please return him at your convenience but be careful, he may bite! He’s known to sink beverages and answers to anything from the Butt thread!
Wanted ! Actor, needed to play the role of one of our famous mods, who happens to have disappeared. Must like making appearances on the Caption thread.
Still Wanted - ACTOR or someone who is prepared to act! Must have ability ............. Type on the run. Able to tell tall stories and keep a poker face. Can post on the hour on the Butt thread. Can post a caption or answer on the Caption thread. Can be a real nice, humble person, like Squat and the Reverend Didley. Phone - 1800SQUATLIKES
OK we've found him ........... Do NOT provoke or try to capture Kiwi. Place an opened bottle of gin nearby and allow him to find it. This will help Kiwi fly .............. please log in to view this image
Sounds like your Putin it on a bit! Wave an open gin bottle and Kiwi will pick up the scent ...... easy as.
When he was found, was he holding a suitcase with a Peru sticker on it, and eating a marmalade sandwich ? I might be getting confused, mind, with all this talk of Gin
please log in to view this image Lost Again! If anybody sees Kiwi wandering aimlessly between the Butt thread and the Two For Tuesday thread, please pour him a gin and instruct him to post aplenty. A visit to the Sunday thread wouldn’t go astray.
https://media.tenor.com/images/5648c366bc91113616d5090ecd36ccd1/tenor.gif please log in to view this image please log in to view this image Did Kiwi find his gin?
Where’s Sans? Where’s Kiwi ? Where’s Gordon ? Where’s Mrs K ? Where’s Wherever? Where’s Woops ? Where’s Eric ? Where’s UTR’s ? Where’s Squat ? Where’s Wally ? Where’s everybody????????