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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. spirit of 73

    spirit of 73 Well-Known Member

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    I hake jokes that flounder on.
     
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  2. Ozzymac

    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Well to be fair, sometimes you've got to mullet over before posting
     
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  3. Draig

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    Careful Ozzy, you cod start a war like that!
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a plan to me.

    covid test.jpg
     
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  5. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees’ concert in Switzerland.
    Then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

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    funny that i use the exact same test kit....<laugh>
     
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  7. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife said, "You're so unromantic. I bet you don't even know what my favourite flower is." "Is it Homepride?" I asked.
     
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  8. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    The Queen hosted a garden party yesterday attended by Prince Andrew,

    Andrew approached the cake stand and was asked if he would like to try a Brownie,

    He politely declined but said if there is a Girl Guide going spare he’ll have one of them instead.
     
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  9. Ozzymac

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    The perfect response is self raising :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. Conspiracy Theorist

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    yep plain to see...
     
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  11. Draig

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  12. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  13. Vincemac

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  15. Ozzymac

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    Hawhey the cheese puns
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Talking about cheese . . . . back on track (in more ways than one) :emoticon-0148-yes:
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
     
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  18. Draig

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