I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees’ concert in Switzerland. Then I saw her face, now I’m in Geneva
My wife said, "You're so unromantic. I bet you don't even know what my favourite flower is." "Is it Homepride?" I asked.
The Queen hosted a garden party yesterday attended by Prince Andrew, Andrew approached the cake stand and was asked if he would like to try a Brownie, He politely declined but said if there is a Girl Guide going spare he’ll have one of them instead.
Half the country is wearing face coverings, the other half isn't - with plenty of discussion going on. Proof we're just a bunch of mask debaters.