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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Seen this on Facebook...

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    I’d take the bog roll from beside someone’s bog... and the toothpaste from their bathroom.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Batteries from everything

    Light bulbs
     
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  3. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    Curtains
     
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  4. Ghostinthehouse

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    Sound's like some weird Consett fantasy trip....<laugh>
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Souls!

    identity!

    Medications!

    Have I missed the point here? I’m a kind of take everything **** everyone kind of guy!
     
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  6. cronemeister

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    Every single iphone/ipad charger and lead I could find.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    evil twat
     
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    The convenience.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Underwear and socks
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Trust a scouser to put an answer
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Im not a scouser <laugh>
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Ah a glory hunter
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

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    Door knobs
     
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  14. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Front, backdoor, window keys. Lock them all from the outside. Mobile phones and laptops too. Tie them up before leaving. Let's see them call for help.
     
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  15. haslam

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    Contraception.

    The plan would be to do it so subtly they don't notice until they want to use it but I admit if they use a coil she's probably going to notice me taking it.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah just plastic
     
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  17. haslam

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    He's from Liverpool but he's not a scouser as he doesn't thieve and rob.
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You'll be eating prawn sandwiches soon like Tel
     
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  19. AgentofAlnwick

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    Burgle their bottoms. Assuming it's their first time, you're stealing their anal virginity.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Bit like a surprise polling eh @haslam
     
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