Yeah mate...i just want to wanted to be liked you...
Life is cruel, i wish i was a 70s porn star also

Not gonna happen bruv ... in any era ... yer dicks too small, you can't make wood and one look at your face would dry out any fanny ...![]()

Go on Fosse
your turn
de rail this mvfkr
Calm down Fosse mate.
We're here to laugh at Dier mkay![]()
... as I said earlier ... the lad has got my grudging respect ... career likely ****ed ... but at least he gives a damn and won't take no **** 
... as I said earlier ... the lad has got my grudging respect ... career likely ****ed ... but at least he gives a damn and won't take no ****
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I just want to be like you and Dier..Not gonna happen bruv ... in any era ... yer dicks too small, you can't make wood and one look at your face would dry out any fanny ...![]()

I just want to be like you and Dier..
Sexgod and ****ing hard as ****..
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not complicated ... if you can't stay hard as **** you won't be a sex God... ffs Commdom get a grip ... or, more to the point ... stop that and find yourself a woman ...Looks like the little break done Comm some good then![]()

Piskie is like a pig in **** atm.
On about 15 threads all about Spurs![]()
I could do some serious stuff !Could you imagine what Dier could do with your knife set!
Piskie is like a pig in **** atm.
On about 15 threads all about Spurs![]()

I could do some serious stuff !
Qualified butcher Comm wouldn't know what hit him !![]()
Nice setHave i ever mentioned my knife set?
Don't think I have..
Just incase I havnt
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You'll be hacking away. Whilst these bad boys are slicing and taking the piss.. a bit like me really..